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By Stephen McCauley

Boston actual property agent William Collins is aware that his conduct are slipping uncontrolled. as a result of obsessive-compulsive day-by-day cleansing binges and a penchant for nightly on-line cruising for hookups, he reveals his revenues figures slipping regardless of a booming industry. There's additionally his ongoing fight to assemble the lease from his passive-aggressive tenant and his concerns approximately his ally, Edward, whom he's definitely not in love with. simply as he comes to a decision to cope with his existence, he meets Charlotte and Samuel, prosperous suburbanites searching for the appropriate urban residence. "Happy couple," he writes in his notes. "Maybe i will be able to examine whatever from them." What he finally discovers demanding situations his personal assumptions approximately actual property, love, and hope; and what they study from him could resolve a budding friendship, let alone a truly promising sale.
filled with crackling discussion brought by way of a stellar ensemble of avid gamers, Alternatives to Sex is a brilliant, hilarious chronicle of lifestyles in post-traumatic, morally ambiguous the US -- the place the will to do solid is continually being tripped up via the necessity to think strong. immediately.

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Arkady switched to the lobby tape. The marble lobby was so brightly lit that everyone wore halos. The doorman and receptionist wore jackets with braid over not too obvious holsters. Once the doorman activated the call button with a key, he stayed at Ivanov's side while Ivanov used a handkerchief, and when the elevator doors opened, Arkady went to the elevator tape. He had already interviewed the operator, a former Kremlin guard, white-haired but hard as a sandbag. Arkady asked whether he and Ivanov had talked.

I've arrested three generations of the same family. Grandfather, father, son. " Two identical black Pathfinders showed up and disgorged similar sets of beefy passengers in jogging suits. They glared at each other long enough to maintain dignity before sauntering into the café. Victor said, "It's neutral ground because nobody wants his car scratched. That's their mentality. Your mentality, on the other hand, is even more warped. Making work out of an open-and-shut suicide? I don't know. Investigators are supposed to just sit on their ass and leave real work to their detectives.

Arkady's gaze kept returning to the mobile phone. It would be interesting to know whether the phone Anton had called from was within fifteen minutes of Ivanov's apartment. It was a landline number. He knew he should wait for Victor, but the detective could take half an hour just to avoid the bill. " Ten rings. " Arkady sat up. "Guards' room? " "Butyrka. " By the time Victor returned, Arkady was outside in the Lada, which proved unredeemed by soap. A wind bent the advertising banners along the highway and snapped the canvas.

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